The Sign on the Bathroom Wall
By Gene Aronowitz
The bathroom sign read “Please flush toilet paper only.”
I assumed that plumbing was a titanic problem for them, as was the price they pay the plumber to fix it. I could commiserate and didn’t want to add to their dilemma, so I dropped my pants, shit on the floor, wiped myself with the toilet paper, tossed it in the toilet, washed my hands, and walked out
